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psycho killer dolphins stalk human targets with govt. issue stunguns
yet another example of how truth can be stranger than fiction:
"It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest."
full article is available here.
an educated reader might note that the domestic media silence on this matter underscores the true danger of this situation: a demonstrably intelligent faction of militants, trained by our government and highly motivated for revenge has been let loose on the public.
"revenge," you might ask, "isn't that a little over the top?"
hell no.
imagine being abducted from your natural environment by a faceless government agency, surgically violated as they placed current-inducting electrodes under your skin, and retained indefinately without representation in the nasty, stank-ass pond water near 'nawlins?
shit yeah! you'd be pissed as hell and out for some stun gun revenge yourself.
one might argue that this could explain the unusually high body count in new orleans. i mean, how else can you explain thousands of people standing on their roofs in 100+ degree heat, with all that fine water available to go swimming in? honestly. i used to live in the area... i remember DREAMING about having a pool in my backyard.
gun shots? man, people were just trying to defend themselves from government trained undersea monsters with freaking stun guns on their heads!
this is why bush did his first visit from the walnut-paneled safety of AF1. this is why even the military was "slow" to respond. they have seen the intelligence reports, they knew the awesome power of pyscho killer dolphins with stun guns!
of course, this revolution—like so many others before it—will not be televised. clearly, the man is already at work, covering his tracks, and subverting the facts...
Comments
that article is seriously one of the best things i've ever read. i like your theory as well...rise dolphins, RISE!
Posted by: b at September 28, 2005 10:41 AM